You probably thought I'd just send a normal text.
Joke's on you — I wrote you a website.
The purpose of this website is to tell you I like hanging out with you, and to convince you to come get drinks with me.
Picture of a margarita.
Look how happy it is to see you.
Reasons you should
get drinks with me
I wrote you a website.
The bar is now extremely high. You're welcome.
I know you like margaritas.
I have done extensive research and located several establishments that serve excellent margaritas. We could visit them together. This is called synergy.
I am Italian.
This alone should be enough.
My friends say I'm cool.
Admittedly, they're also Italian, so the sample is biased. But the data is the data.
I have great music taste.
Ask me to send you a playlist.
I think you're cool.
I'm picky.
Fun facts about me
- • I like surfing (foiling, more specifically — I could teach you)
- • I'm training for a triathlon
- • I once sent flowers to a half-French girl, and I'm trying to figure out if she was worth it
Things I want to
know about you
I have more questions, but I'll only ask them if you accept my proposal.
I'm a
tough negotiator.